Knockoffs

“The Lost” episode is finally here - “Prolong the Magic” returns for the thrilling finale of our “Face/Off” series!

This week Alex & Kyle are joined by Addi Twigg & Mike Rhodes from the podcast “Prolong the Magic”! The foursome discuss one of the most WTF movies ever – “Face/Off”. This movie has everything: Unasked for stroking of faces, dancing priests, and sucking tongues – all within the first 10 minutes!

A stellar cast in a less than stellar movie – “The Haunting” leaves so much to be desired. The biggest desire? That Alex & Kyle would have watched something else.

Kyle selfishly made Alex watch a movie she knew nothing about. She was shocked, (not by Raiden), and it made for great conversation!

For the first time in Knockoffs history, the best scene in this movie ISN’T IN THE MOVIE... Alex and Kyle navigate through their disappointment.

You’re going to want to sit down for this one or you just may pass out! “Sleepy Hollow” has all the thrills and chills to keep an 8th grader up all night!

“Everyone in this school is a maniac with an attitude problem.” Alex & Kyle watched “The Faculty” and that about sums it up.

Snide comments! Sweatpants! Roofs! Part 2 of “The Amityville Horror” is action-packed! Go to the basement alone, wrap yourself in a blanket, and listen along as Alex & Kyle try to make it through. (Also, during this recording something truly horrifying happened in real-time - but you'll have to listen to find out what it was!)

They tried to rush through this one but Alex & Kyle couldn’t say enough. The 2005 remake of “The Amityville Horror” is the most quotable Knockoff to date!

It’s the season premiere of Knockoffs and Alex & Kyle want to start off with a surprise! There is absolutely no chance that you have seen this movie so why not? This “withered and whiskered” movie is what every Knockoff wishes it could be.

Regina Connolly returns for the season 2 finale! The group touches on possession, cat-acting, and playing tag!

Pittsburgh comedian and friend of the podcast Regina Connolly join Alex & Kyle to discuss the 1998 film “Fallen.” This movie is your classic “cops & demons” scenario, but don‘t worry - the trio spend a good amount of time talking about other movies.

This week Alex & Kyle recap (a remake of) one of the scariest films of all time! How does it stack up against the original? Not well!

It’s hard to care about anyone in this movie, but Alex & Kyle try anyway. In a world filled with killers, cucks, and creeps, the scariest thing may be all of the acoustic performances.

“The Grudge” is getting Knocked-Off this week. This movie poses three questions: 1. Is ‘grudge’ a noun or a verb? 2. What constitutes a ‘grudge’? 3. Is this movie ‘anti-woman’?

Alex & Kyle watched “Urban Legend” - a movie where all of the human characters are true monsters. No one in this movie is a good person and there is no reason why these old, old college students would ever be friends.

After a few weeks away Alex & Kyle start back up as if no time has passed at all. “Gothika” may have bored them at times but they found a few redeeming qualities.

Happy Holidays from Knockoffs! Alex & Kyle discuss what it truly means to be a good sister in this very dark and disgusting movie. (WARNING: Topics in this movie and podcast include violent crimes toward women and children.) (Please also note that we apologize for the sound quality of this episode - we were unaware at the time that our connection was bad - but our connection to the audience has never been stronger.)

There is nothing good about “The Good Son” - he’s a rotten little guy! Imagine that little jerk from “Home Alone” but somehow more homicidal and you've got this movie. You'll be on the edge of your seat... waiting for the movie to end.

Things get heated (in more ways than one) as Alex, Kyle, & Addi finish their discussion of Twilight: New Moon. Team Edward? Team Jacob? The answers will shock you!

Alex & Kyle are joined by Pittsburgh singer Addi Twigg to discuss Twilight: New Moon! Join these full grown adults as they talk about how hard it is to be a teen!

What should have been a light romp has left Alex & Kyle in a rage. Could this be the end of your friendly neighborhood Knockoffs?

What could be scarier than two hot people getting a divorce? Strangers with weapons! There is so much to unpack in this movie... but dont worry, Alex & Kyle will do it for you.

In this episode the exhausted hosts try to find any hint of heart in the 2019 reboot of “Child’s Play”. Not much more to say about that...

We’re back friends! For the Season 2 premiere Alex & Kyle check back in with Julie James in “I Still Know What You Did Last Summer”! Does this sequel hold up to the original? Is it the least bit interesting? What is the capital of Brazil? The answers may surprise you!

Part 2 of the season finale is as off-the-rails as the second half of Halloween H20. Close out Knocktober Season 1 with a bang as Alex, Kyle, & Jerome give their final thoughts.

Knockoffs‘ producer Jerome Fitzgerald (AOJ, JFLE, SF Sketchfest) join Alex & Kyle on the Season 1 finale to discuss Halloween H20! Find out if they think Josh Hartnett is a good son or not and how they feel about SPIDERS!

You need to check out the title of this episode because Alex & Kyle can‘t type it more than 5 times. This is the most scared they have ever been. Happy Knocktober... and please be safe with your mirror-games!

This is week 2 of Knocktober and it serves as a huge reminder of why Alex & Kyle do what they do! “Jason X” might be one of the worst movies of all time but they watched it for you!

Welcome to Knocktober, baby! Alex & Kyle look back at their previous episodes - the high highs and the low lows. After that they present their first Knocktober serial killer: Freddy Krueger!! Sit back and enjoy this discussion of “A Nightmare on Elm Street” (2010) -- the pilot episode that until now has never seen the light of day!

Alex, Kyle & special guest Greg Gillotti continue to talk out of order about “Scream 2”. Very passionately.

Alex & Kyle welcome guest Greg Gillotti to discuss “Scream 2”! Kyle and Alex both feel strongly for this movie while Greg... Greg is a wildcard.

This movie has Alex & Kyle on the edge of their seats! “The Stepfather” (2009) got them good. Find out why they think The Stepdaddy is such a bad guy (spoiler: all of the murders.)

Alex & Kyle do their best to explain a movie with little to no plot.

In every generation there is a chosen one: A perfect Knockoff. “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” is that Knockoff.

“House on Haunted Hill” is a movie in 2 acts: An intro and then the same act over and over. Alex and Kyle are not pleased.

Alex & Kyle are in a place called “Forks” to discuss “Twilight” - Alex is having a blast and Kyle can't be bothered with it. At least they can agree on who the true villain is.

Blink and you'll miss this tale of 90's good versus 90's evil. "Disturbing Behavior" reminds Alex & Kyle to always trust a janitor who reads Vonnegut.

This week Alex and Kyle recap the world's longest movie "What Lies Beneath". Join in as they decide which characters are unneccesary and try to keep up as there is a lot of ground to cover.

Welcome to Knockoffs! In the premiere episode Alex and Kyle tackle "I Know What You Did Last Summer". They chat about physics, athletes, and what matters most: haircuts.